1. turkey-imported-from-maine:

    firelorcl:

    meladoodle:

    i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

    a dentist

    i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

    (via thefuuuucomics)

  2. friendlyneighborhoodgoth:

    kenfucky:

    THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE

    WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

    (Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via marvel-uos)

  3. (Source: dyrus, via leaguesbottombitch)

  4. therorasaurus:

    so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

    (via thefuuuucomics)

  5. nerd-in-the-tardis:

    nialllhoran:

    men’s back muscles let you know that god is real

    image

    (via marvel-uos)

  6. narwhal-noir:

    I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

    (via dutchster)

  7. hostilehottie:

    celestia:

    remember

    if you can watch this entire video straight through you have the most iron fucking will on the actual planet, in the actual universe. you have gigantic balls of steel. i would not fuck with you. you could come in my house and slap my mom and take my cats and i would just let you. if you can watch all of this you scare the shit out of me

    (via thefuuuucomics)

  8. theultimateginger:

    artbylexie:

    twowhovianhearts:

    fishtwigz:

    History according to Tumblr.

    I’M CRYING I’M IN HYSTERICS I DON’T THINK I’LL EVER RECOVER THIS MEANS I CANNOT GO TO COLLEGE ON WEDNESDAY THANK YOU

    Putting this on my main blog because I know everyone loves history as much as I do and needs to laugh.

    I think this just gets funnier every time I see it.

    (via thefuuuucomics)

  9. officialfrenchtoast:

    Jon Snow - The Windmill Specialist

    (via thefuuuucomics)

  10. littleorphanammo:

    miss-finnnnnnneapple:

    obligatorymeangirlsreference:

    Well there goes the rest of my life.

    Perfect.

    wow

    (via areyouafraidofthedark)